1. Upcoming Releases

    A quick trip up to Humboldt to visit friends screentitty and anxieting revealed how many brilliant tape finds they had…won’t spoil them all, but here’s some upcoming releases:

    • Personal “letter” tapes from old lady to relatives
    • Unlabeled garage music (that’s actually really perplexing)
    • McDonald’s has the term “magic radio” trademarked…
    • Stomach TLC - relaxation tape for those suffering from ulcers
    • about 10 tapes total coming up this week!!!
     
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    Paris - It’s The Cassette!
Apparently meant to accompany a book, this tape is really just some guy’s random thoughts as he passes through Paris and tries (successfully sometimes) to be funny.

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    Paris - It’s The Cassette!

    Apparently meant to accompany a book, this tape is really just some guy’s random thoughts as he passes through Paris and tries (successfully sometimes) to be funny.


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  3. 17:37

    Notes: 3

    Tags: next release

    Resisted the urge to scream “Damn it I’m a Jew!!!
    — Paris: It’s The Cassette
     
  4. Godzilla - King of the Breakbeats
A wonderful rip of a rare vinyl featuring all the goodness of old school godzilla samples and break beats.  A keen ear will recognize an earlier form of the beat from Pharoahe Monch’s “Simon Says” very likely inspired by this record.  Click through link on picture.

    Godzilla - King of the Breakbeats

    A wonderful rip of a rare vinyl featuring all the goodness of old school godzilla samples and break beats.  A keen ear will recognize an earlier form of the beat from Pharoahe Monch’s “Simon Says” very likely inspired by this record.  Click through link on picture.

     
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    The Art of Introducing Yourself Without Saying A Word
By Carol Simone
An….interesting…take on pseudo-spritual mumbo jumbo, featuring “Color Interpretation” by Carol Simone. Listen to all the associations a person can make with colors…it sure is….uh….magical….
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    The Art of Introducing Yourself Without Saying A Word

    By Carol Simone


    An….interesting…take on pseudo-spritual mumbo jumbo, featuring “Color Interpretation” by Carol Simone. Listen to all the associations a person can make with colors…it sure is….uh….magical….

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  6. 15:52

    Notes: 8

    Tags: jesustaperonerberg

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    Healing for High Blood Pressure with the Jesus Prayer - Jesus, the Gospel, and Healing
By Dr. Paul DeBlassie, Ph.D
Side one consists of some of the “Doctor“‘s views on High Blood Pressure. Side two features him quiveringly helping you through a 20 minute Jesus prayer…which is hilarious.
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    Healing for High Blood Pressure with the Jesus Prayer - Jesus, the Gospel, and Healing

    By Dr. Paul DeBlassie, Ph.D

    Side one consists of some of the “Doctor“‘s views on High Blood Pressure. Side two features him quiveringly helping you through a 20 minute Jesus prayer…which is hilarious.

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  7. ::Upcoming Releases::

    • Healing for High Blood Pressure With The Jesus Prayer
    • The Art of Introducing Yourself Without Saying A Word
    • Paris: It’s The Cassette
    • Spiritual Madness

     
  8. 14:24

    Notes: 5

    Tags: oceansounds

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    Gentle Ocean
20 minutes of ocean sounds, ripped from cassette. Could only get myself to do one side, as they are indistinguishable. 
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    Gentle Ocean

    20 minutes of ocean sounds, ripped from cassette. Could only get myself to do one side, as they are indistinguishable. 

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  9. Hanson On Songwriting
Scholastic and Kellogg’s apparently thought it’d be a good idea to let Hanson talk about songwriting. The result is horrible. Yet it is pretty enlightening into the disgusting process that is “pop music”. 
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    Hanson On Songwriting

    Scholastic and Kellogg’s apparently thought it’d be a good idea to let Hanson talk about songwriting. The result is horrible. Yet it is pretty enlightening into the disgusting process that is “pop music”. 

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  10. 19:36

    Notes: 3

    Tags: sound effectsfoley

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    NETWORK SOUND EFFECTS (demo)
“This Compact Audio Disc presents a sampling of the Network Sound Effects Library which currently contains more than 3,000 different sound effects…This new CD technology provides instant access to any sound effect…and an almost indestructable playback medium.”

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    NETWORK SOUND EFFECTS (demo)

    “This Compact Audio Disc presents a sampling of the Network Sound Effects Library which currently contains more than 3,000 different sound effects…This new CD technology provides instant access to any sound effect…and an almost indestructable playback medium.”


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  11. 19:17

    Notes: 1

    Welcome to the Obscure Audio Archive!

    Follow me to get fairly regular rips of obscure (and often ridiculous) cassettes, CDs, and records. Feel free to contact me and submit your own (will credit/link you). This is a Ronerberg project, moderated by Pfft.  + others.